It’s all about funny and naughty quotes for him and for her today and we’ve rounded up 14 great quotes for you to enjoy and share with someone.
Without further ado, let’s get straight to the the list!
Why don’t you take a seat? On my face.
I mean.. Why not? Right? 😉
Sometimes, you just want that special someone in your life to sit on your face.. So you can do all sorts of naughty, sexy and dirty things..
I love your body and mind. And your butt. I really love your butt.
The perfect fun and naughty quote for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife. Let that person know that you LOVE everything about him or her… Especially that amazing ASS! 😉
Sunday. I’m not doing shit today. Except you. I really wanna do you.
The ultimate funny naughty Sunday quote. Period. This is a great fun and naughty quote that you should send to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife on Sunday. Let him or her know exactly what you want to do.. 😉
I’m sort of always horny.
Cmon.. Be honest now. 😉 Being horny is a good thing.
If you’re sort of always horny.. Then this is THE horny quote for you!
A list of reasons why I love you: 1. You make me smile. A lot. 2. You have a great butt.
Happiness (all those amazing smiles and laughs) is always going to be one of the most important things in a relationship.. And a great ass is almost as important, haha 😉 Make someone smile by letting him or her know that you love that person, his or her smile and THAT butt! 😉
Gotta love a man that’s honest, loyal, handsome, fun and.. Erect.
The best kind of man, right? 😉 A good man, a loyal man. A handsome man.. A fun man.. And of course.. ERECT 😉
Science says that sex reduces stress. So let’s fuck.
You can’t really argue with science. And who wants to argue with this anyway?
Science says that sex reduces stress. So fuck. A lot. Until you’re stress free 😉
I like being on top of you. Or under you. I mean.. Both are fucking amazing.
When you want to make him or her smile in a naughty way, this is THE quote. And you know it’s true. You really love being on top of him or her.. And under. 😉 Share this with your partner today!
I licked you. So you’re mine. Forever.
Fun and flirty. This naughty quote for him or for her is without a doubt a great one to send to someone you really like or love. Just make sure you’ve actually licked that person before you send it 😉
I wanna see it. Touch it. Squeeze it. Bite it. Kiss it. Damn I love your butt.
You don’t have to be a butt lover to fall in love with your girlfriends or boyfriends ass. Something happens when you start liking someone a lot and that something is that you really, really start loving that butt of his or her..
3 ways to stress less : 1. Have sex. 2. Then do it again. 3: and again.
Oh yes. If you’re looking for a fun and sexy kind of way to stress less.. Then fuck more. 😉 Try having sex. Then do it again. And again. You WILL feel way less stressed after all those orgasms 😉
I love looking at your ass. That’s just the way it is.
When you just.. can’t.. stop.. looking at his or her ass. When you love that ass so much that you just can’t get enough of it.. 😉 Make your girlfriend or boyfriend smile by sharing this fun, cute and naughty quote!
Today’s mood? Horny as fuck.
When you’re horny AF. This funny and naughty quote is all about being seriously horny 😉
Share it with someone you really like!
I think the first orgasm should only count as a warm-up. After that it’s time for the real workout.
Now this is the proper mindset when it comes to sex. The first orgasm should only be counted as a warm-up. And you know what follows a warm-up, right? The real workout of course 😉
So there you have it. 14 funny, dirty, sexy and definitely naughty quotes for you to share with someone!
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