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When in bed, focus fully on your partner.

"When in bed, focus fully on your partner." The bed is for sleep... And sex. And if you're in bed with your partner and not sleeping.. You should focus FULLY on him or her. Great sex is all about giving AND receiving. And you'll always be giving the best kind of...

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Hump day is hump time.

"Hump day is hump time." Oh yes it is. It's Wednesday AKA HUMP DAY. And that means it's HUMP TIME. Time to hump someone that loves getting humped by you 😉 If you have someone in your life that you love to hump, then this is the perfect funny naughty quote to share...

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Teasing is one of the sexiest types of foreplay.

"Teasing is one of the sexiest types of foreplay." Foreplay is important. We've said it so many times now but it's without a doubt one of the most important parts of sex and intimacy. And there are so many different types of foreplay. When you tease each other in that...

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You are the reason I’m thinking dirty thoughts.

"You are the reason I’m thinking dirty thoughts." Gotta love when your boyfriend, husband, girlfriend or wife gets your mind going. When he or she makes you think all those dirty and sexy thoughts. Thinking dirty thoughts about your partner is sexy, hot and seductive...

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When you make my hottest sexual fantasy come true.

"When you make my hottest sexual fantasy come true." This has got to be one of the most amazing things when it comes to sex. When your boyfriend, husband, wife or girlfriend makes your hottest sexual fantasy come true. When he or she takes that naughty and HOT fantasy...

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Why don’t you take a seat? On my face.

"Why don't you take a seat? On my face." Now that's a very good place to take a seat 😉 All those naughty and sexy things you can do when your partner sits on your face;) If you want to turn your partner on in a sexy and fun way, then this is the perfect naughty quote...

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Gotta love dirty spooning.

"Gotta love dirty spooning." We all love spooning, right? Spooning is one of the most amazing ways to cuddle. Period! That intimacy you get when you lie side-by-side or butt-to-back is amazing. Dirty spooning is when things turn into something sexy, dirty and naughty....

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You know exactly what to do on hump day.

"You know exactly what to do on hump day." If you follow us on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook , Kinky Quotes tumblr or Twitter  (which you do, right?) Then you know exactly what to do on hump day 😉 You hump someone you really like 😉 If you want to tease, flirt and...

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When you take a shower.. Together.

"When you take a shower.. Together." Taking a shower is amazing. Especially when you take a sexy shower.. Together with him or her. 😉 Getting wet together is insanely sexy and all the naughty wet fun you can have in the shower is priceless. So the next time you're...

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I want you to touch yourself. And let me watch.

"I want you to touch yourself. And let me watch." The only thing sexier than thinking about your partner as you are touching yourself is watching him or her as that person is touching himself or herself. Watching your boyfriend or girlfriend masturbating is one of the...

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